How To Get The Guy ( As Told By Your Favorite Fictional Characters)

In this day and age, it's hard to know exactly what guys think about you and whether they are into you. But you're in luck! I have compiled for you a list of tips from the most famous and competent girls from the stories and movies you already know and love.

Here you go! How to get a guy:


The Acquaintance Phase:

Be very rude and shun him in the beginning. No use trying to even befriend him. We all die in the end anyway. ~Katniss Everdeen

If he's the sort to tease the girls he likes, bash him over the head with your chalkboard. It'll put him in his place and intrigue him at the same time. ~Anne Shirley

After You Become Friends:

Talk to him a little bit more than you have before. But only use sarcastic and teasing comments. This is a type of "hard to get" that will definitely make him want you more. ~Elizabeth Bennet

Beat him up and do his job while pretending to be a guy. Works every time. ~Mulan

Now You're His Best Friend:

Be completely moody and bipolar. You know. Happy one minute, screaming the next, crying after that for no apparent reason. Guys love when girls do this. ~Rapunzel

Guys will eventually fall for their best friend. But really, you don't have to marry that one. Go away, make a living for yourself. When you do this, you probably won't get the first guy but you'll get a much better (possibly German) one. ~ Jo March


What If There's Another Girl?

Just be beautiful and stunning. You are sure to make him abandon his long time friend. ~Cosette

Ask about her and listen respectfully while he talks about her. But soon, it will seem he doesn't care about her, only about you. But be careful, this is a sure way to get your heart broken. ~Eowyn

By now he should have asked you out (or possibly proposed) if he is any kind of normal. If he hasn't, forget about him. Not worth your time.

But if He Has:

Accuse him of being gay. ~Amelia Pond

Completely lose your cool and chew him out for something he either said or did in the past; even if it wasn't you who was hurt. ~Elizabeth Bennet

Friend-zone him. You can just let him wallow in his grief. He will either try harder, or let you go your own way. but he won't ever forget you or stop loving you. It will eventually work out your way. ~Anne Shirley

Say no. And continue to say no until he does something ridiculous to prove his love to you. He'll love how insecure and indecisive you are. ~Enna of the Forest

There you are! These are all sure-fire ways to get the guy you've always wanted! Good luck putting these tips to the test!